- Woke up in the middle of the night looking for the baby in the bed. The baby was never in the bed.
- Walked to the baby room to put the baby down and then realized I was not actually holding the baby.
- Husband woke up in the middle of the night looking for the baby bottle in the bed. The bottle was never in the bed. (Crazy by association.)
- The baby has had more baths this week than I have. (Maybe that just makes me dirty, not crazy.)
- I cried watching the end of Monster in Law
- I think 5 hours of sleep is a ‘good night’.
Thanks to abdpbt!